The other day I heard the following radio call:
"Kim to Jesus."
And I thought, hey, maybe I should try that!
Unfortunately, I had to conclude from the rest of the transmission that the word had actually been cheetahs.
Big disappointment. Because they still haven't come to change the bulbs in that room where I'm working with snakes practically in the dark - what I need is someone who can just come in and say "Let there be light!"