General Announcement to Number Two Pug Dog

I am trying to write a convincing paragraph about how most rescue dogs are not given up because they have problems, but because their owners do. This would be easier if you were not dancing around the room like a lunatic, flopping on the floor, chasing your tail, and licking my hand.

Thank you.

Note: The thing where you stand there with your chin resting on the couch is merely weird, not problematic, so feel free to continue.