Thursday, February 26, 2009

General Announcement to Pug Dogs

When I am lying in bed between 7 and 7:30 AM, the following actions do NOT signal that I am about to get up and feed you:

1. Turning over

2. Yawning

3. BREATHING. Please note this one carefully.

4. Pulling the blanket over my head

5. Yelling from under the blanket, "I work at home, I don't have to get up this early!"

In the future, when I perform any of these actions, please MAINTAIN YOUR POSITIONS. There is NO NEED to leap up and seize the day until I indicate this clearly by placing my feet on the floor.

Thank you.

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