When I am lying in bed between 7 and 7:30 AM, the following actions do NOT signal that I am about to get up and feed you:
1. Turning over
3. BREATHING. Please note this one carefully.
4. Pulling the blanket over my head
5. Yelling from under the blanket, "I work at home, I don't have to get up this early!"
In the future, when I perform any of these actions, please MAINTAIN YOUR POSITIONS. There is NO NEED to leap up and seize the day until I indicate this clearly by placing my feet on the floor.