Some things not to say to the nice staff at the pet boutique

1. "My vet gave me a list of foods to choose from, but I didn't bring it with me."

2. "My dog (insert undesirable behavior here). Do you have like a spray or something to stop that?" No, and we don't have a spray to stop your baby from crying, either.

3. "I know your return policy is that I can't return clothes and that I have to return things within ten days, but can I return this dog coat that I bought a month ago?"

Also, when I ask you if you're changing foods to solve a particular problem, don't say "No," and then after I give you five minutes of information and we've almost made a choice, say "Will that one be good if (insert particular problem here)? because that's why we want to change foods."

Thanks.

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Three pugs deep?
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There is nothing I could say that would not have bad words in it.

snowpocalypse pugs

snowpocalypse pugs
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Nice and warm in a hotel instead of our house that has been without heat and power since Saturday morning.

The snow is at least two pugs high, but so far I haven't had the heart to make them stand out in the cold while I take a picture.

Ginger helping stock shelves

The pugs are never this useful. Well, sometimes they model a harness or sweater for people who didn't bring their dogs, but how hard is that?

Not amused

OK this isn't funny anymore
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Yeah, well I'm not so happy either. I spent a couple hundred dollars on new glasses that look better on the pug.